http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/ Tue, 07 Sep 2010 01:48:07 +0000 MyBB http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=625 Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:05:42 +0100 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=625 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=623 Wed, 18 Aug 2010 18:02:46 +0100 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=623

TWENTY FIVE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE !!!!

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10.... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
19.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
20..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
21.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
22.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
23.. The trouble with life is there's no background music
24.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
25.. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on]]>

TWENTY FIVE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE !!!!

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10.... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
19.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
20..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
21.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
22.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
23.. The trouble with life is there's no background music
24.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
25.. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=622 Wed, 18 Aug 2010 15:33:33 +0100 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=622
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Book price is £4700 - £5100, He's wanting £4.5k.

Anyone interested then PM me.
Cheers,
Kev]]> His bike is a Aprilia TuonoR 1000cc, registered in Jan 08 on a 57plate, it's red/white Daytona factory celebration paintwork (whatever that means??), its got titanium oval straight through Scorpion cans (he has the originals also), It has a new set of Metzeler Rennsports with a 190 on the rear but it can also take a 180 which is the original size, 7000 miles on the clock and is taxed until April 2011. It's due it's first MOT on January the 5th.
Book price is £4700 - £5100, He's wanting £4.5k.

Anyone interested then PM me.
Cheers,
Kev]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=610 Fri, 30 Jul 2010 20:41:45 +0100 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=610 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=608 Mon, 26 Jul 2010 10:29:08 +0100 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=608 --- see yous at the next meeting or the Sunday before lol shaft]]> --- see yous at the next meeting or the Sunday before lol shaft]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=607 Sun, 25 Jul 2010 13:41:06 +0100 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=607 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=603 Tue, 13 Jul 2010 20:32:51 +0100 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=603 ]]> ]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=599 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 13:27:29 +0100 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=599 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=597 Fri, 02 Jul 2010 21:00:34 +0100 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=597 5 door elec windows, cent locking, cd used as second car
taxed ,mot,d phone NOW SOLD]]> 5 door elec windows, cent locking, cd used as second car
taxed ,mot,d phone NOW SOLD]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=594 Sat, 26 Jun 2010 10:33:52 +0100 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=594 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=593 Thu, 24 Jun 2010 12:49:47 +0100 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=593 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=591 Fri, 18 Jun 2010 10:56:01 +0100 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=591 ]]> ]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=589 Sun, 13 Jun 2010 08:54:15 +0100 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=589 Expecting an email from David Cameron asking for advice on his latest problems ,and the vague response from Jimmy Mac on his latest bike price (TT GSXR 1000) "IT'S STOOD ME £4500" ,HE BOUGHT IT FOR £4000 . Tax dodging coming into play l think and he's never bought a lottery ticket since,because you never win twice in a row.]]> Expecting an email from David Cameron asking for advice on his latest problems ,and the vague response from Jimmy Mac on his latest bike price (TT GSXR 1000) "IT'S STOOD ME £4500" ,HE BOUGHT IT FOR £4000 . Tax dodging coming into play l think and he's never bought a lottery ticket since,because you never win twice in a row.]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=587 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 12:53:34 +0100 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=587 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=586 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 10:32:32 +0100 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=586 Tam Eric Danny Admin man Colin etc are leaving on the Friday as Eric mentioned previously check out the Cally's own company web site for bargain bookings and of course there's always camping for the outdoor type not sure about details for Sat I'm off home then check with Tam. Look forward to seeing you all on Friday--- lol Shaffty Doodle Dandy]]> Tam Eric Danny Admin man Colin etc are leaving on the Friday as Eric mentioned previously check out the Cally's own company web site for bargain bookings and of course there's always camping for the outdoor type not sure about details for Sat I'm off home then check with Tam. Look forward to seeing you all on Friday--- lol Shaffty Doodle Dandy]]>