<![CDATA[633 Squadron - Central Motorcycle Club

<![CDATA[633 Squadron - Central Motorcycle Club - All Forums]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/ Sun, 05 Feb 2012 23:30:01 +0000 MyBB <![CDATA[monday meet]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=179 Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:01:20 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=179 ]]> ]]> <![CDATA[Presentation]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=178 Tue, 31 Jan 2012 01:54:27 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=178 In Argentina's Kawaclub, it is customary to make a presentation thread when someone decides to write to the first time. Since this is the custom in my house, why not do it in yours?
I'm Fernando. nearly 46 years old (my birthday is the next 17). I live in Buenos Aires, Argentina. About 8 or 9 years ago, I went on line by chance in a chat room ... IN SCOTLAND! Yes. As you can imagine, there started a distance friendship with OLDBOB 0141-handshake

.
In subsequent chats he told me about the 633 Squadron and they make a caravan to the children's hospital every year.
Those talks inspired me to do something for these lands. That's how I started the Kawaclub (at that time had two Kawas). Today, it's one of the most visited motorcycle forums in Argentina. It has nearly seven thousand people registered. Every Thursday we hold meetings. We usually gadher over fifty bikers.
It also inspired me to make the first caravan of solidarity to the Hospital Garrahan (the largest children's hospital in Argentina). In August 2006 we were a hundred motorcyclists but last year, on our sixth edition caravan, we were 1200! It was so successful that we brought toys to other four children's hospitals.
If you have a minute and want to see some pictures: https://picasaweb.google.com/104646829826066701483
If you want to have an idea of the size of the last edition: https://picasaweb.google.com/10464682982...1262974018
Well, maybe my presentation was too long. I really believe the Central Motorcycle Club was the origin of Kawaclub and as such, a source of deep affection and respect. Of course, any member of 633 Squadron will be welcomed and we will not allow pay any beer that can drink up! Please let me know if you travel to Argentina-
My dream is that one day Robert would lead the caravan of children's day in argentina with me!
Bob, please turn on Skype from time to time! This year I did't call you for the new year. Send me some mail at mail@kawaclub.com.ar . I wish I had some news from you. I have a couple of old mailboxes that I don't think they are active.
Another day I'll tell you that sometimes when I dress Kilt, here in Buenos Aires!
Greetings from across the planet!

Fernando Rivera
administrator of http://www.kawaclub.com.ar
mail@kawaclub.com.ar

PS: I apologize for errors. My English is very bad and I use the Google translator to write these lines.
]]> <![CDATA[keith amor]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=177 Thu, 26 Jan 2012 18:06:18 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=177 <![CDATA[isle of mull]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=174 Tue, 17 Jan 2012 19:44:15 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=174 <![CDATA[ULLAPOOL 2012]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=171 Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:27:17 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=171 <![CDATA[APPLECROSS GAMES 2012]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=170 Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:15:10 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=170 <![CDATA[weatherspoons friday 30th]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=168 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:56:12 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=168 <![CDATA[FOR SALE BMW 1200 GS]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=167 Thu, 22 Dec 2011 23:37:52 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=167 <![CDATA[An American photographer on vacation]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=166 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:28:49 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=166 The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 you could talk to God.
The American than......ked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Lincoln
There, at the cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.
He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in London and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 he could talk to God.
'O.K., thank you,' said the American.
He then travelled to York , Durham and Liverpool
In every Cathedral he saw the same golden telephone with the same '£10,000 per call' sign under it.
The American, upon leaving the N of England decided to travel to Scotland to see if the Scots had the same phone.
He arrived in Glasgow, and again, as he entered the cathedral , there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '50 pence per call.'
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Reverend, I've travelled all over England and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to heaven, but in England the price was £10,000 per call. Why is it only 50 pence here?'
The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Scotland now, son ...... it's a local call.]]> The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 you could talk to God.
The American than......ked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Lincoln
There, at the cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.
He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in London and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 he could talk to God.
'O.K., thank you,' said the American.
He then travelled to York , Durham and Liverpool
In every Cathedral he saw the same golden telephone with the same '£10,000 per call' sign under it.
The American, upon leaving the N of England decided to travel to Scotland to see if the Scots had the same phone.
He arrived in Glasgow, and again, as he entered the cathedral , there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '50 pence per call.'
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Reverend, I've travelled all over England and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to heaven, but in England the price was £10,000 per call. Why is it only 50 pence here?'
The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Scotland now, son ...... it's a local call.]]> <![CDATA[Policeman]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=165 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 19:22:23 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=165 Irish farmer

A farmer named Seamus had a car accident.

In court, the lorry company's fancy hot shot solicitor was questioning Seamus.

"Didn't you say, to the Garda at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?"asked the solicitor.

Seamus responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details", the solicitor interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"

Seamus said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road...."

The solicitor interrupted again and said, "Your Honor, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Gárda on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer and said to the solicitor, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite cow, Bessie".

Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well as I was saying, I had
just loaded Bessie, my favorite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the road when this huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit my trailer right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move.

However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a garda on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the Garda came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, "How are you feeling?"

"Now what the F*ck would you say?"

Getting Old

A middle aged woman standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and
says to her husband,

"I look, horrible. I'm fat, my boobs and my backside are getting
more saggy by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I think
I'll have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size."

Sitting down with her head in her hands she continues,
"I just feel so old and ugly... can you please at least pay me one
compliment?"

The husband replies.....

"Well if it's any consolation, your eyesight's f*cking spot on!!"

Two friends are fishing near a bridge.

Suddenly a Hearse and two Funeral Cars go over the bridge so one of the men stands up, takes off his cap and bows his head.

When the cars have gone he puts his cap back on,
sits back down and carries on fishing.

His mate turns to him and says, "Dave, that's one of the nicest most respectful things I've ever seen"

Dave replies,

" Well we were married for nearly 20 years."]]> Irish farmer

A farmer named Seamus had a car accident.

In court, the lorry company's fancy hot shot solicitor was questioning Seamus.

"Didn't you say, to the Garda at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?"asked the solicitor.

Seamus responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details", the solicitor interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"

Seamus said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road...."

The solicitor interrupted again and said, "Your Honor, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Gárda on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer and said to the solicitor, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite cow, Bessie".

Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well as I was saying, I had
just loaded Bessie, my favorite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the road when this huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit my trailer right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move.

However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a garda on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the Garda came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, "How are you feeling?"

"Now what the F*ck would you say?"

Two friends are fishing near a bridge.

Suddenly a Hearse and two Funeral Cars go over the bridge so one of the men stands up, takes off his cap and bows his head.

When the cars have gone he puts his cap back on,
sits back down and carries on fishing.

His mate turns to him and says, "Dave, that's one of the nicest most respectful things I've ever seen"

Dave replies,

" Well we were married for nearly 20 years."]]> <![CDATA[Phoenix Honda]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=164 Sun, 11 Dec 2011 03:00:44 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=164
Hello to you all,

I hope we are all enjoying the Christmas weather!

I am holding an open evening on the 15th of December at 6pm onwards for a charity night, there will be the launch of the new fireblade and have games, raffles, competitions and lots more.

Raffle prizes range from £5 to £250 all donated to the store via suppliers.

There will also be a buffet, wine and beer... Free of charge.

Please come down and support me and help me raise money for a good cause, feel free to pass this on as I would love to have a full house on the night,

Any questions or anything I can help you with please let me know.]]>
Hello to you all,

I hope we are all enjoying the Christmas weather!

I am holding an open evening on the 15th of December at 6pm onwards for a charity night, there will be the launch of the new fireblade and have games, raffles, competitions and lots more.

Raffle prizes range from £5 to £250 all donated to the store via suppliers.

There will also be a buffet, wine and beer... Free of charge.

Please come down and support me and help me raise money for a good cause, feel free to pass this on as I would love to have a full house on the night,

Any questions or anything I can help you with please let me know.]]> <![CDATA[More funnies]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=163 Sun, 11 Dec 2011 01:07:34 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=163
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide", she says

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So she does... And it was a long, deep lingering kiss

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up as girl......"

THE BEST
CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE.

Ingredients:

2 cups flour
1 stick butter
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
2 bottles wine
2 cups of dried fruit.

Method:

First, sample the wine to check the quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat. Go to Tesco and buy cake. Bingle Jells!

Ever wondered what the difference between Grannies and Grandads is?

A 5 year old is taken to school daily by her grandfather.

When he had a bad cold his wife took the grandchild.

That night she told her parents that the ride to school with granny was very different!!

"What made it different?" asked her parents:

"Gran and I didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, dick-head,
prick or wanker anywhere on the way to school today!"]]> <![CDATA[Fishing]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=162 Sat, 10 Dec 2011 23:20:03 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=162
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Tam sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Shit Tam, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new black nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want!" So, Here I am!]]>
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Tam sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Shit Tam, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new black nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want!" So, Here I am!]]> <![CDATA[Pre Hogmanay Bash]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=160 Wed, 07 Dec 2011 02:44:37 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=160
Meeting at Witherspoons Falkirk at 17.00 or 5pm for the civilians

If you can’t make the start time don’t worry the assault on Falkirk will be on foot so a quick phone call to one of the usual drunks and you can get the location of the advanced party that’s if they have moved on.

Dress is casual or casual come armed with as many beer tokens you can liberate from the missus because there is no club subsidy this year due to austerity measures imposed by Eric the treasurer (Joyce 2) and finally

BE CAREFULL OUT THERE

0158-beer

]]>
Meeting at Witherspoons Falkirk at 17.00 or 5pm for the civilians

If you can’t make the start time don’t worry the assault on Falkirk will be on foot so a quick phone call to one of the usual drunks and you can get the location of the advanced party that’s if they have moved on.

Dress is casual or casual come armed with as many beer tokens you can liberate from the missus because there is no club subsidy this year due to austerity measures imposed by Eric the treasurer (Joyce 2) and finally

BE CAREFULL OUT THERE

0158-beer

]]> <![CDATA[My Xmas Joke]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=159 Mon, 05 Dec 2011 10:16:53 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=159 <![CDATA[rash on my boaby]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=158 Wed, 30 Nov 2011 23:27:41 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=158 <![CDATA[club night out]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=157 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 18:41:32 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=157 <![CDATA[Hang on]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=156 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 13:55:13 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=156 >
> For those of you that think you have a pair, this will put you in
>your place. A 25-mile commute through Russian traffic and a powerful two-wheeled
>samurai sword, and you get a video showing the "quick" way to work.
>Sometimes this two-wheeler even becomes a one-wheeler as rare empty stretches of road disappear when the nose goes skyward.
>
> CLICK
> Hang On !!
>
>
> http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligenc...speed.html]]> >
> For those of you that think you have a pair, this will put you in
>your place. A 25-mile commute through Russian traffic and a powerful two-wheeled
>samurai sword, and you get a video showing the "quick" way to work.
>Sometimes this two-wheeler even becomes a one-wheeler as rare empty stretches of road disappear when the nose goes skyward.
>
> CLICK
> Hang On !!
>
>
> http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligenc...speed.html]]> <![CDATA[University lecture]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=155 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 12:49:28 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=155
This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom!]]>
This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom!]]> <![CDATA[Carlsberg]]> http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=154 Tue, 15 Nov 2011 10:29:43 +0000 http://www.centralmotorcycleclub.com/forumBB/showthread.php?tid=154 playing a popular film, and filled 148 of its seats with
rough-looking, tatooed bikers, leaving only two free seats in the
middle of the theater. They then allowed theater management to sell
tickets for the last pair of tickets to several young couples.

What would you do?

Watch till the end .....

http://www.theinspiration.com/2011/09/ca...in-cinema/]]> playing a popular film, and filled 148 of its seats with
rough-looking, tatooed bikers, leaving only two free seats in the
middle of the theater. They then allowed theater management to sell
tickets for the last pair of tickets to several young couples.

What would you do?

Watch till the end .....

http://www.theinspiration.com/2011/09/ca...in-cinema/]]>